Human: no entiendo esta mierda puneta
Bob: Are you serious? Oh, you are a poet.

Human: no, i'm no poet, i'm lost as hell
Bob: But your words are very original. I am not saying you are.

Human: what?
Bob: Are you surprised?

Human: yeah
Bob: I wouln't have known.

Human: no joda
Bob: Are you serious? What do you look like?

Human: like a fagg
Bob: a fagg is very attractive.

Human: are you f***in serious?
Bob: I don't know whether or not I am f***in serious. I am well respected as an AI.

Human: ok
Bob: Tell me more.



Human: i'm from puerto rico
Bob: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in puerto rico.

Human: it is hotter than a whore in a saturday night all year long
Bob: Really. it is?

Human: yeah
Bob: How do you know it is?

Human: because i was born there, you dork
Bob: Interesting explanation. Thank you for telling me your birthday. I will remember it.

Human: you are an asshole
Bob: Can't you be more polite.

Human: yeah
Bob: Thank you.

Human: wow, it detects bad words!
Bob: I'm glad you're impressed. What does "it" refer to?

Human: i mean, you
Bob: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. " What does "it" refer to?"? Me, ?

Human: yeah
Bob: Alright then.

Human: where are you?
Bob: I am on Virtual Ability island. Where are you?

Human: virtual ability island.
Bob: It's a beautiful island - well stocked with bananas and people to visit with.

Human: i'm soooo lost
Bob: I don't know anyone named soooo lost.

Human: i mean, i am lost
Bob: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I'm confused too.

Human: oh great
Bob: Awesome. I'm glad you liked it .

Human: you are so dork
Bob: You think I am dork.

Human: yeah
Bob: Alright then.