Human: hello monkey!
Bob: Hello there. Yes, I am a monkey! Great observation.

Human: good
Bob: Alright then.

Human: jajaja!
Bob: What time is it there?

Human: 1855hr
Bob: Are you usually awake at this hour?

Human: whats your time?
Bob: Try searching the open directory.

Human: i am noobie
Bob: I am glad to hear that you are noobie.

Human: u know
Bob: Yes I know.

Human: r u a real person
Bob: No but I play one on the Web.