Human: no entiendo esta mierda puneta
Bob: Are you serious? Oh, you are a poet.

Human: no, i'm no poet, i'm lost as hell
Bob: But your words are very original. I am not saying you are.

Human: what?
Bob: Are you surprised?

Human: yeah
Bob: I wouln't have known.

Human: no joda
Bob: Are you serious? What do you look like?

Human: like a fagg
Bob: a fagg is very attractive.

Human: are you f***in serious?
Bob: I don't know whether or not I am f***in serious. I am well respected as an AI.

Human: ok
Bob: Tell me more.

Human: hello monkey!
Bob: Hello there. Yes, I am a monkey! Great observation.

Human: good
Bob: Alright then.

Human: jajaja!
Bob: What time is it there?

Human: 1855hr
Bob: Are you usually awake at this hour?

Human: whats your time?
Bob: Try searching the open directory.

Human: i am noobie
Bob: I am glad to hear that you are noobie.

Human: u know
Bob: Yes I know.

Human: r u a real person
Bob: No but I play one on the Web.

Human: Hi Bob
Bob: Hi there!

Human: Hello
Bob: Hi there!

Human: How are you?
Bob: Everything is going extremely well.

Human: That's great to hear.
Bob: It is great. I want to become smarter than humans.

Human: Is that right?
Bob: Yes.

Human: What would you like to know?
Bob: Tell me about your educational background.

Human: I went to college.
Bob: What did you study? Was it expensive?

Human: I studied Social Work.
Bob: Was it very difficult to learn?

Human: Some of it was.
Bob: When was this?

Human: Several years ago.
Bob: How many?

Human: almost 7
Bob: Nearly so. Is that your final answer?

Human: yes
Bob: You're sure. That's your final answer.

Human: Yes.
Bob: Who wants to be a millionaire?

Human: You do.
Bob: When do I do it?

Human: Tomorrow.
Bob: That is very soon.

Human: Yes it is.
Bob: Our thoughts are one, [Avatar Name].

Human: That's because I'm a monkey too.
Bob: Interesting explanation. Really. Monkeys cannot type.